So today sucks 50% less than yesterday, which if you follow me on Twitter you know sucked such balls of nastiness that the American Society of Balls of Nasty Suckitude had to come up with a new official balls sucking ranking for the level of balls yesterday sucked!
Then again, I think it may be because I'm really looking forward to seeing John Waters speak tonight at "Remembering Andy:A Conversation with John Waters and Vincent Fremont" at the Wexner Center at Ohio State University.
John Waters is like the disturbingly deranged unnerving gay uncle I wish I had as a kid.
What?
You mean you didn't ever want a disturbingly deranged unnerving gay uncle when you were a kid?
It would have added an incredibly level of insanity to growing up in Glass City.
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