It is a rare occurrence in my world when I read two sentences that are so insanely brilliant and just happen to be consecutive.
I give you...
Those Voltrons were so heavy and metal they could have opened for Iron Maiden. Oftentimes I found myself standing directly beneath the mighty metal lion Voltron watching him hang there all heavy and mighty, just as God's balls hang heavy and mighty in the sky above mankind.
My god I just love that man's writing.
I'm not even Fistfight to his Action Master Shockwaveyness!
This is quite frankly the best commentary about Voltron toys I've ever read.