He acts three when he chokes.



Kelmeister sent me this great link to Amazon.com's customer reviews of the Playmobil Security Checkpoint toy set.

I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
I love when geeks bomb open review submissions like this.


The fact that such a crazy beast exists is both hilarious and something that makes me cry.

That is without question the best review i have ever read in my life...

All it needs is an Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling "Everybody Get Dowwwwwwnnnn!!!!

Ditto what bruticus said!

Me and the missus are convinced that just about every precious, life-changing moment could be improved upon by Arnold yelling "Do it! DO IT NAOW!" in the background.

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