Utter shit.

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They should make an Arcee version of the shaving kit for girls... so that they can practice shaving down there

Transformers has officially "Jumped the Sharkticon".

Ok thats enough I want out anyone interested in my collection it's not even fun to collect anymore with all the regurgitation and "no-nonsense" crap getting churned out

These aren't new in any fashion--they existed for the Spider-Man and Hulk movies too. Trust me, I had a three-year-old then, and he wanted to shave, just like his daddy did. It's no worse than the licensed bubble bath or things of that nature...

Pulse: You mean their legs, right? 0_o

These aren't new in any fashion--they existed for the Spider-Man and Hulk movies too. Trust me, I had a three-year-old then, and he wanted to shave, just like his daddy did. It's no worse than the licensed bubble bath or things of that nature...

JOP: Ha! Ha! Yeah Mate. It's just a gee up. Don't worry, I'm not a weirdo or anything like that - It's just my warped Aussie sense of humour :)

Ya know... in retrospect... if the damn shaver transformed into a robot (a la Real Gear) this would totally be in my house right now.

Still not as "Why do I like these things again?" as the KISSPlay comic.

Why oh why the penis tongue?

You guys make it sound like this is something new. All this same sort of crap existed back in the 70s and 80s, too.

Pulse: ^_^

I'd have to say it's potentially worse than the bubble bath, if only because of the supreme incogruity marrying transforming robots, and play shaving.

Addendum: I just explained this comment thread to my daughter; her only reply was "Combine and form Daddy shaver!" before marching off.

Frowny, Japan is such an open society when it comes to sexuality. They're just more enlightened than the rest of us. We should applaud them for their open-mindedness. Besides, is it so wrong for 30 foot robots to be affectionate with nude, nubile, under-aged...

...hey, is that Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC in my driveway?

Eh. I still think the old G1 Prime bedroom slippers were funkier (remember those? They had blue fur and a disembodied Prime head glued to them? And the head was based on the back-of-package battle scene, so it was weird and round?).

Besides. This is Not Meant For You.

-hx

I know it isn't meant for me...

But seriously... I just can't see a kid wanting the Transformers Shaving Set over a real actual Transformer!

This is a gift your grandma would buy when she had no idea what you really wanted, only that you like Transformers.

@Heavyarms - dude you are hilarious!!

@Giga - good call ...

@Hoop: Those slippers were awesome. I think they still make some like that, but they're with Dora the Explorer and Elmo. Sad.

I seem to recall my cousin Matthew having those in 85 or so.

Foolish Heavyarms. You are the molester, Chris Hansen the hammer of moral authority on loan to NBC. He doesn't come to you, you go to him, and he reads to you about how dirty you are. That's his POWER.

Folks:
I think the PDA crossbow is lamer. BEWARE MY ARMY OF ACCOUNTANTS.
Damn it, that makes it too cool...

This shaving kit should totally have been called the Optimus Prime Facial Care Station.

they shouldve just made everything in the set to transform.

but the brush for foaming?ummmmmm.

Shaving Brushes
You'll Soon See 'Em
On A Shelf
In Some
Museum
BURMA-SHAVE

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