Mad crack-props to Giger for the tip about the 99 cent Beast Wars Rampage at the Goodwill.
Rampage, while missing most of his parts, did indeed have his two bot legs so I can fix my near-mint one and now make him mint with the right leg!
Yay!
Now of course I have the carcass of a parts-only Rampage.
So sad really.

strap him to a bottlerocket....
I would NEVER do something so cruel to a toy.
In the lacksadaisical folly of my lost youth yes but now? NEVER!
We mostly just played "GIJoe War Tribunal."
My friend Rob had a fixation on hammers.
"GIJoe War Tribunal" sounds so much like a spin-off comic.