Will I care at all by then?



who needs story when you've got big ass robots running around, explosions, and leg humping.

Nala: I know you're slightly soured on TFs right now, but seriously go pick up Leader OP, HA Bumblebee, or HA Skids. I don't think you will be disappointed. All are great figures IMO. Might help break your TF ennui ...

I think the story went something like this:

Prime: The Decepticons must be destroyed.

BB: But Prime, what about the human?

Prime: The humans must be destroyed... er... protected. Yes. That's why my crack team of agents will assist us.

Skids/Mudflap (in unison): Crush the humans and their film sensibilities!

Prime: Indeed. But what about a villain.

Megatron: What about me? I can't be dead yet!

Prime: Oh god. I am. Luke! Leia!

Megatron: Wait. I've fallen and I can't get up!

Devastator: Hungers. For. Story.

Skids/Mudflap (in unison!): We don't need no stinkin' story [unprintable]. We got Megan Fox, bitches!!

Roll credits. Insert tears.

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