If the wine is consumed prior to dinner or on an empty stomach, the benefits are increased nearly tenfold.

| No Comments

Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

Health experts have long known that drinking red wine can have such positive benefits as reducing blood vessel damage, lowering the risk of heart attack, and preventing harmful LDL cholesterol from forming. But researchers at the Northwestern University Department of Preventive Medicine have recently found that the consumption of four to six glasses of red wine, most notably at dinner or a family function, may be linked to totally going off on one's mom...

...The positive effects of wine consumption were seen in as little as three hours, with 86 percent of participants showing greater resistance to unsolicited career advice, 77 percent displaying increased mental function in the area of the brain devoted to reminding you why Dad left you in the first place, and 60 percent demonstrating less concern to "play this little happy-happy game anymore."...

...The Northwestern team is currently in the process of securing funding to determine what ingredient in bourbon enables one to finally wrestle one's stepfather to the ground.

Happy Day After Thanksgiving!

Leave a comment

About this Entry

This page contains a single entry by Nala published on November 28, 2008 12:20 PM.

And in the end... was the previous entry in this blog.

Not much to say. is the next entry in this blog.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.

Categories

OpenID accepted here Learn more about OpenID
Powered by Movable Type 5.03