I'd rather say salad but it isn't a perfect world.

Catch phrases!

Every cool hip cat on the internets has 'em.

While I never use them in real life, the have embedded themselves at various times as literary devices into my online persona.

And... thanks to a recent Gil Thorp strip... I have my new one.

Get ready for taco casserole!

Note quite as good as "Who wants chowder?" but what can you do?