And then I read...
I confess to Optimus Prime, and to C-3P0 and Twiki from Buck Rogers,And I realized that's the best modern version of the Catholic confiteor I've ever read.
that I have sinned through my own lack of buying toy robots,
and by not thinking of toy robots every second,
and not talking about toy robots to everyone I meet.
And by not buying multiple versions of the toy robots movie the day it came out on DVD,
and by repeatedly failing to buy enough toy robots.
And I ask blessed Sam Witwicky, ever virgin,
all the Autobots and Decepticons,
and you, my fellow Roboholics,
to pray for me to the Lord Darth Vader.
Leave it to Loco Estaban to remind me of something from the deep dark recesses of my past worshiping the great Lord Cathol.
Well... except with robots in it now.

The Evil King does have a way wit' words. Just not sure what that way is, yet...
I've had the pleasure of meeting him back in 2006.
It's funny because I was going to respond to the Best Buy toys post here but I was afraid that what I would write might be too offensive in a religious sense. But hell, since you just did this post I'm going for it.
Hey thanks for calling it a pleasure. I hope everyone else realizes that if I meet them at Botcon (or wherever else) in person I'm not really that interesting.
This is my site and nothing, especially from your poetic fingers, could offend me.