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Mines sorta the opposite...

Transformers have been the strongest celibacy campaign that i've ever been involved with because when it inevitably comes up in conversation that i collect "Toys" as they so succinctly put it, they generally run a mile in the opposite direction...

So in summary; Transformers = no sexual relationships for Bruticus...

That's funny and sad at the same time. A semi related tale I had a guy I worked with who was a huge Star Wars fan, well he bought the voice changing helmet and work only it to bed one night and trying to get his wife to have sex with him and the helmet. Yeah needless to say he was using the force that night.

Now how long do you think its going to take for someone with the Prime helmet to pull the same stunt.

Some folks are strange.

"That's funny and sad at the same time."

I think it helps me in the long run because if they can't accept my love of all things giant robot then i don't think we've really got a future together anyway because i know at the end of the day they're just "fucking toys" but i want to be with someone and spend my time with someone who at the very least tries to understand my obsession/hobby/addiction...

And yeah, i know this is major geekdom but what can you do ?

Apart from bin every single toy robot you own of course which people who know me, know that ain't gonna happen...

I got into this after I got married so I get the occassional tirade about my "toys" and "dolls", no matter how ofter I try to refer to 'em as "collectibles" and "action figures". I think an Optimus prophylactic holder on the nightstand would push my wife to divorce me. There's only so much a person can take. That Prime could end up being a "deal breaker", as Dr. Phil would say so I advise putting it somewhere else if it bothers her before she dumps your ass. Imagine your reaction if she kept her personals in the arm of a giant bobbleheaded Bratz doll or big 'ol grinning Papa Smurf gawking at you while in the throes of passion. Give her credit just for putting up with it at all. Or soon Prime will be more then just your nightstand buddy ;-)

Same for me, I started buying this crack in droves AFTER I got married. My wife doesn't try to understand it, or even pretend to, but now she's stuck with it. To me, that's the best way to go about it.

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