You should all know by now I'm no fan of marketing flotsam.

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[Nala:]
And the shit keeps rolling in from every side.
Hasbro's licensing arms reached out and they reached wide
Now you may think it should have been an obvious thing
But that's not the point my friends
When the shit keeps rolling in, you don't ask how
Think of all the TF geeks guaranteed to buy more shit now
Hasbro's called the hungry to her, open up the doors
Never been TF shit like the TF shit for this forthcoming film.

[Peter Cullen, Gary Chalk, and Neil Kaplan in background:]
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'

Rollin' on in, rollin' on in
Rollin' on in, rollin' on in
On in

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I just want a Transformers Beach Towel.

If there is any evidence whatsoever that the US of A may have taken capitalism a little too far, I think Autobot Lunchables get the prize.

Might I also add, whilst we are all to familiar with this shitty process (and by the way - does anyone want a giant Superman Returns electronic piggy bank? They are on discount right now, for some reason) would it really - honestly - kill anybody to try and produce at least some classy merchandise?

I'm still trying to track down the Shroud of Turin bath towel from The Passion of The Christ.

No. Seriously. I really really really want a Shroud of Turin bath towel!!!

So prime is a whore eh. anyways i got no room to talk last night at TRU i bought the megatron blowpop spinner (it was only a dollar honest and i had a sweet tooth)

I have a Soundwave beach towel, but it mostly functions as ghetto curtains.

Having a friend who never threw anything from his childhood away yet has no use for it now is the best.

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