So I look pretty dishelved these days.
I haven't shaved for over a week since I didn't want to risk irritating the shingles blisters on my face. (And no, according to the doctor and everything I've read I can't give chickenpox to anyone anymore.)
I've been an eating machine recently, I think due to the drugs, and I feel nasty and bloated.
I am 2 weeks over due for a hair cut and sideburn shave.
All in all... I look totally trashy.
But as I walked around an evil Wal-Mart today looking for a price scanner, holding a clearanced 20th Anniversary Prime and a Ramjet for Evebird, this 15 or 16-year-old girl walks buy me, looks into my eyes, and says "Hey there sexy!" at which I replied "Er... hi." and continued walking on.
She wasn't even "barely" legal.
The scary thing was I'm fairly certain it wasn't said snarkily or anything. It was serious.
I can't recall that ever happening to me, especially when I was 15.
What's super mega creepy about it?
I was in my last year of college when she was born.
Super. Mega. Creepy.
Anyway, I did find a Ramjet for Evebird, I didn't get the Prime since $50 is still too much for that, and Wal-Marts are still filthy dirty places to shop.