I just want to let you know that I'm in love with you.
Your bright yellow goodness. Your "arm thingings" that give you huge shoulders. Your looking like a real Transformer.
I want you to longingly gaze through your lenses, making me see the world through your beautiful awesomeness.
You and your 3 brothers will make my summer a happy fun time place.
Of course, once you are put on the shelf you'll never ever leave it.
But know that I will love you anyway. Deeply. And passionately.