If all these investment companies and banks are getting bailed out by the US Government because of bad investment and purchasing choices then why the hell is nobody helping me because of all these stupid Transformers Movie toys I purchased!
That was a shitload of money wasted due to "bad" investment. Yeah. That's it!
Somebody! Bail me out!

that totally made me laugh! XD
Nala: AMEN to that!
I'd love to have lots of money given to me for my poor monetary decisions as well. That's been a lifetime so far.
Gotta love getting bailed out for doing a shitty job.
Hmm. Well. If you want to let them go real cheap I could probably take them off your hands.
Certainly a bailout at least for those figures that get re-released - in updated format, in prestige forms, overseas - leading the previously treasured item to fall in one's estimation as we chase the new and improved.
Classics Astrotrain, I'm looking at you.