For Christmas, I think I'm going to give away these Santa Holding Butt Plug chocolates.
Nothing says American Christmas to me quite like Santa Holding a Butt Plug!
Now Chocolate Optimus Prime or Chocolate Baby Jesus holding a butt plug.... I'd so buy up all of those and give them to everybody I know.
I don't know if you noticed this...
but as an added "bonus," it kind of looks like Santa's whacking off.
Which end do you bite off first?
You are sick and disgusting!
It is obvious he's ringing a bell!
Pervert!
I have told you before that my father (Scowly McBeard) looks an awful lot like Santa Claus, right?
I have it on good authority that he would never offer anyone a buttplug. I am disturbed by these accusations against my father.
That has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks Nala, I needed that one.