The wand is a phallic object don't ya know!

So Dumbledore was a big old queen?

I mean I know he had that flaming bird and all.

It should have been totally obvious from the flowing robes and hats and shit.

Maybe it was.

I've only seen the first couple of movies and never read the books.

No doubt there's plenty of Dumbledore and Harry daddy/son slash fiction out there in the sick world of geekage.