This just in...
I just got a call from my realtor with what may be the most bizarre request I could have ever imagined coming.
No where in my mind could I have ever thought this would come up from the buyers.
Ever.
They want to get married in the house this Thursday and they apparently want Giga and I to be witnesses!
Um...
Nothing could have ever have prepared me for that one.
These people really love the House of Love!!!
I'd say back the hell out now, but I'd be afraid they'd come back to kill you.
God, what if they just want a free place to get married?
Uh. . .
uh. . .
uh. . .
I got nothin'. You broke me. Congratulations.
Do they expect to consummate anything? That's effing bizarre. Tell them if they give you another week to move out, sure!
Agree and then bump up your price by 10K :)
ROFL. Ask if you can be witnesses to the consumation. Or participants. That'd rule.
That's not really a strange request...
They want to get married in what will be their new house and more importantly, their new home and by getting married in that house, it brings something special to that house that makes it a little bit more than just bricks and mortar...They're just getting an early start on building themselves some memories...
Can't quite figure out why they want you and Giga to be witnesses though, maybe they don't have any friends or something...
Well, if they're hot lesbians - I'd say go for it!
Still, It'd be a crying shame. :(
But if they're butch dykes - urghh! :S
That could scar you for life
That is wack.
Well, if they're hot lesbians - I'd say go for it!
Still, It'd be a crying shame. :(
But if they're butch dykes - urghh! :S
That could scar you for life
I was just telling my co-workers about this. Roz wants to know: if you say yes to this happening, can we come and get some cake?
You could step up in this hour of despair & use the "Kramer" inside of you to bring them back "from the Dark Side" while simultaneously fighting all the George Costanza's of the world in their never-ending drive towards lesbianism...
Pulse: Having barely seen more than 3 episodes of that show, I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
Nala, come to my house for Festivus, and all will be revealed.
(I hadn't seen it much either until a few years ago, when they started airing it on 19 different channels)
Bizarre! You mean you can get married anywhere you like in the States?
"Oh, I'll get married naked in next door's swimming pool?"
M.
You could even get married in the White Castle, if you wanted to.
Insist on wearing a Optimus Prime voice changer helmet to the occasion! (You can borrow mine if you don't got one. Well, it's my son's.) Hey, one weird request deserves another...
Uh, um, uh. . .
nope, still broken.
Hmm wonder if its a closet blog reader .
it's thursday.
inquiring minds need to know.