See those Botcon balls? They are being sucked hard.

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Um....

So the dinner at Botcon has been canceled and replaced with a typically sorry excuse of an event.

My god Fun Pubs... you so totally fucked up last year. Did you have to go fuck it up again?

Oh wait. Yes you did.

Party food?

You people really don't have any concept of event planning do you?

I've given you all the benefit of the doubt these past few years and honestly, no, you do not have any concept of true event planning.

I made the mistake of not avoiding the horror of last years's non-sit down casino night bullshit.

Not this year.

We've got a car rented.

We are so going to go out and find us a nice restaurant and have a dinner like adults.

I'm just too fucking old for this hobby's peripheral crap like Botcon.

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We'll have to stop in and get our "goodie bag" first. Then we can go off and get some real food.

Hmmm... let's see... an Autobot and a Decepticon magnet? Maybe some movie promo materials? I don't expect anything that isn't free already somewhere else.

Nala, fuck...

Didn't you see?

STAN-FUCKING-BUSH is going to be there!!! STAN BUSH!!!!

NALA, YOU HAVE THE TOUCH!!!

Too bad that's not "The Grammy Award Winning The Touch".

You forgot the Transforming pen...

MUST HAVE THE PEN!!!

You mean the Big Lots $1 pen?

There will probably be Transformers Spin-Pops in there too. I saw them in (yes, I know, totally gay) Bed, Bath, and Beyond, featuring a kinda crap likeness of G1 Prime and Megs.

Watching Legs suck on Megatron would be prime, if only he were joining us.

You're not the target audience anymore, man.

Neither am I, for that matter.

The target audience is the fat fucking beardoes for whom this is the ONE and ONLY social event of the year. This isn't for reasonably well-adjusted adults, this is for the goddamn Allspark. This is for Beast Mayhem.

THIS!
IS!
BOTCON!!!!!!

(fuck 300, but the reference was right there staring at my balls and i just had to palm them.)

that being said, apparently Joecon is in my city this year (ATL WHUT WHUT) so I'm definitely daypassing that bitch. Come on out, I'll buy you a beer.

-hx

Speaking for fat fucking beardos who have social lives, go fuck yourself.

Giga: Linens 'n Things is waaaay gayer.

Giga , "Watching Legs suck on Megatron would be prime, if only he were joining us."

That would be prime for certain...I should tell him that he needs to get one of those and make a video. heh

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