Happy Dyngus Day!
Next year I'm taking the day off and going to Buffalo! I have to!
But anyway, Dyngus Day reminds me of pussy willows, and pussy willows always reminds me of Serial Mom, and Serial Mom reminds me of this exchange:
Dottie Hinkle: Nice as pie she was to me, then I hear her say it.Happy Dyngus Day everybody!Detective: Say what?
Dottie Hinkle: Are those... I can't say the words out loud.
Detective: Could you tell a police woman the exact words she used?
Dottie Hinkle: Maybe.
Police woman: It's okay, nobody's gonna hurt you. Come on, let it out.
Dottie Hinkle: PUSSY! That's what she said to me! PUSSY WILLOW!

We'd be happy to have you, and even though I'm a dirty drunken Mick I know where the Polish halls are.