I was looking at photos posted by alphie from the TFW2005.com and I don't think I'll ever not have a fat looking ass!
I'm in a few of them and even after losing almost 100lbs my ass just still looks.
It is like nala-fat-ass-amania or some sick shit.
Grrrr...
Soon. Very soon.
I shall have the ass of a Greek God!
I'll be training again very soon, working on the last concrete basement walls, and really controlling my diet.
I kid you not! You will bow down before me and my future not-so-fat-ass!
(Hmmm... this is sounding like the gheyest post ever!)
And for the most part, there were many asses far grander and larger than mine. Perhaps I'm just sensitive to it now. 18 months ago I was a size 46 and now I'm a size 38. You'd think I'd be happy but I'm not.

i feel no pity for your "fat ass". i'm sweatpants and wife beater shy of looking like a real life carl.
Do you have the gold chain with the medallion? :-)
Just stay the hell away from the shrink ray with yer crabs and everything will be OK.
i had to lose the chain. kept turning my skin green.
Hey,
I seem to see another big ol fat ass standing right next to you in those pics >
Your ass isnt big at all. It's all in your head.
Okay that came out wrong... but you know what I meant!