Man that Megalo Convoy gay porn sucked balls.

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08-06-05-megalo1.JPGOk. I've got to post about this because even though Mr. E. did, his language isn't as filthy as mine is since he's all decent and stuff and a dad and all. Me? I have no such responsibilities.

So Takara is releasing a figure called Megalo Convoy that is somewhat of a real thin homage to G1 Metroplex, the Autobot that was a city (don't ask).

Now rumor has it that Hasbro is even going to name the damn thing Metroplex which I think is just horribly wrong but I'm not a fan of reuse of the names unless it is for the actual G1 characters. Just the way I am and I also kind of want some new creativity in the lines too so new names would be cool.

Anyway. This ebay auction has some test shots of Megalo Convoy up and from what I've seen of some Galaxy Force model sheets he's a huge figure. No doubt in the $49.99 range like that big ass Starscream that I'm waiting to go on clearance before buying.

08-06-05-megalo2.JPGBut Megalo Convoy's "alt" mode has got to be one of the dumbest simplest transformations ever and in effect, as you can see from the picture, essentially involves him bending over, getting on his knees, and preparing to take it up the ass.

Now perhaps he "merges" with Primus, Starscream, or some other large toy.

But man... it really does look like that to me. The transformation doesn't even remotely hide any aspect of the bot. He's just folded down and on his knees bend over.

And "Tak'n It Up The Pooter" Cybertron Metroplex can be yours for only $50.

I'll get him. But he is definitely staying in bot mode. Always in bot mode.

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Don't leave it at merely suggesting possibilities. Why don't you try reenacting some of your merge possibilities for the camera? Does Primus have the reach and leverage to hold Megalo down? Will Starscream's appendages be up to the task?

More to the point, just when will plastic-crack porn make its Naladahc.com debut?

Um. This is a family friendly site.

No pr0n, crack-related or otherwise, allowed.

Now my secret site...

Is it just me, or does his weapon become a motorized dildo? It certainly looks like it could.

Ah yes, the family friendly site that invites you to pile on additional bullshit.

And speaking of suggestive transformations, I'm surprised you posted this and forgot about BM Silverbolt, whose transformation basically includes handstanding spread-eagled.

Beast Machines show appearing characters is the one major gap I am hoping to fill during the con.

I've never actually seen a BM Silverbolt at all.

I'm not a fan of the animated model so I doubt I'll like the toy either.

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