Rainy B-ville day...


So today found Nala sorjourning through the Extended Cowlands to the ancestral home of Matt as we delivered a new computer to his family.

Surprisingly, I managed to find vintage plastic crack at an antique store there and quickly picked it up. G2 Megatron and G1 Headmaster Hosehead now reside in the Attic of Love.

The drive back was horrid. Assholes aplenty on I-70, regardless of the torrential downpours and lack of visibility.


I don't know what was wrong with people yesterday...on a 15 minute drive from Westerburg to Downtown, we were alomst broadsided 3 times by morons in a pickup, a minivan, and an SUV who were too busy to actually look and see if the lane was clear before coming over; each time we were right next to them, and here they come.

How hard is it to turn your head, esp if you're driving a big piece o shit that has huge blind spots?

Perhaps your cybernetically-enhanced car also has a cloaking device? Did Honda cut a deal with the Romulans?

Well, I think the cloaking device works too well...the freighters don't know that we're right there. Perhaps Geordi can find a way to send out a subspace pulse signal that will alert nearby cars, he could piggyback it onto our warp signature.

Or...when I'm coming up on a truck, I'll just lean on my horn until I'm past them. At least they will know I'm there.

Mr. Pickles is so excited our new car has a horn. He uses it all the time. Methinks we're going to have a cap popped into our collective asses one of these days.

You have a HORN?! You bastards! Mine hasnt worked since about a year after I got the car! That's why I prefer to scream and swear and flip people the bird "as hard as I possibly can."

Indeed. Time to haul ass to Utopia Planitia for a refit.

She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.


we are mooninites from the innercore of the moon. our race is hundreds of years ahead of yours. some would say the earth is our moon.

that would belittle the name of our moon, which is the moon.

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