Move over Cherry Garcia® and Chunky Monkey® , there are 3 new flavors of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream that area taking over The House of Love™ and it doesn't look like they'll be leaving any time soon. Well 2 of them at least.
Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler™
You can't taste any cannabis here but man oh man you can come across a mighty big slice of peach or two as you consume entirely too many calories while eating it.
Peach cobbler is an excellent idea for an ice cream and this does in fact deliver an enjoyable experience.
My only complaint: needs more cobbler crust! I guess I'm a crusty guy.
Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream™
It is indeed the "sweet taste of liberty in your mouth" and while I'm not a fan of scooped ice cream in waffle cones, this stuff is like the old school novelty Drumstick in nice pint-sized form.
Hell... it is a thousand times better!
No complaints.
Teletran-1's 4-million Year Thaw™
I thought I would like this more but it really just tasts like total ass.
Sure Hasbro is putting out a ton of shit for the forthcoming movie but man oh man I can't believe Ben and Jerry stooped so low as to license a frigg'n ice cream.
The stupid "transform your taste buds" gimmick just is stupid. Who wants an ice cream to go from sweet tasting to metallic tasting? Nobody does.
It is oh so wrong!
This ranks up there withe the Movie Megatron Clitoral Stimulator.
I doubt either of those flavors can be as good as the Colbert Report episode where they squared off about them.
Or the attack ad Colbert launched.