Plasticcrack.net and plasticcrack.com are an online blog for Nala's Transformer collection. Nala, the World's Most Beloved Polish-American™ , documents all of the crazy crap with his collection in the secret location known as The Attic of Love™. This site serves as a voice for utterly useless blabbing about Transformersand other lameness.

This site is not for children even though stupid ass toys are often discussed.

And yes, they are just stupid ass toys. It doesn't matter than I have hundreds upon hundreds of them. It doesn't matter that I may take photos of my collection. It doesn't even matter that I blog about the toys and occasional Transformers-related shit.

They are toys. It is a silly collection. Believe me. I know that better than most.

Don't kid yourself about collecting.