I'm kinda glad i "borrowed" mine from my ex girlfriend because i can't imagine actually paying out money for the absolutely mess of total WTF??? that is BM Optimus Primal...

In this case, BM is a double entendre.

Ha! French and a poop joke all in one! How do I do it?

Surely it should be MB Optimus Primal ???

As in a total load of old "Monkey Bollocks" Optimus Primal

Just a suggestion...