Wait a minute.
I'm still waiting for a story for #2!?!?!?!
who needs story when you've got big ass robots running around, explosions, and leg humping.
Nala: I know you're slightly soured on TFs right now, but seriously go pick up Leader OP, HA Bumblebee, or HA Skids. I don't think you will be disappointed. All are great figures IMO. Might help break your TF ennui ...
I think the story went something like this:
Prime: The Decepticons must be destroyed.
BB: But Prime, what about the human?
Prime: The humans must be destroyed... er... protected. Yes. That's why my crack team of agents will assist us.
Skids/Mudflap (in unison): Crush the humans and their film sensibilities!
Prime: Indeed. But what about a villain.
Megatron: What about me? I can't be dead yet!
Prime: Oh god. I am. Luke! Leia!
Megatron: Wait. I've fallen and I can't get up!
Devastator: Hungers. For. Story.
Skids/Mudflap (in unison!): We don't need no stinkin' story [unprintable]. We got Megan Fox, bitches!!
Roll credits. Insert tears.
who needs story when you've got big ass robots running around, explosions, and leg humping.
Nala: I know you're slightly soured on TFs right now, but seriously go pick up Leader OP, HA Bumblebee, or HA Skids. I don't think you will be disappointed. All are great figures IMO. Might help break your TF ennui ...
I think the story went something like this:
Prime: The Decepticons must be destroyed.
BB: But Prime, what about the human?
Prime: The humans must be destroyed... er... protected. Yes. That's why my crack team of agents will assist us.
Skids/Mudflap (in unison): Crush the humans and their film sensibilities!
Prime: Indeed. But what about a villain.
Megatron: What about me? I can't be dead yet!
Prime: Oh god. I am. Luke! Leia!
Megatron: Wait. I've fallen and I can't get up!
Devastator: Hungers. For. Story.
Skids/Mudflap (in unison!): We don't need no stinkin' story [unprintable]. We got Megan Fox, bitches!!
Roll credits. Insert tears.