"I don't run one of those "look what I bought at Wal-Mart today" blogs which is actually my favorite kind of internet that is not porn or pictures of cats."

I honestly haven't figure out if this is an interweb's slam at me or not.

Wait.

I try my best to avoid Sam Walton's beast.

Can't be about me.

Can it?

I shop at at only the finest online establishments and homeless-free Targets.