A uniform only a true real man would wear!

By
Nala
on February 21, 2008 3:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (11)

So.

I've been thinking.

Since there's no real Polish clothing that I could adapt to a "uniform" for the GRC I was thinking...

How about a Utilikilt?

I mean... the commercial at the site makes me want to buy one because it appears wearing one will give me some kind of Scottish ass-kicking powers.

And us 'Crackers need to look our best at the robot dinner.

Hmmmm...

Yes.

I think a Utilikilt will rock!

Zeta Convoy? Would you wear one?

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11 Comments

hmm I'm thinking you need to have the proper equipment prior to owning the right uniform to show it off.

Interesting though, and Kakki yet, wonder if that would pass the office dress code for "business casual"

Franklin Park has some very tasteful "Polish Princess" shirts in hot pink... might not be what you are looking for, though.

BTW, used to work in a 'samurai skirt' (sort of like a floor-length black denim kilt) and it raised a few eyebrows, but was generally accepted. Then again, we're talking about London; I've noticed that Ohio isn't quite as tolerant of these things...

Utilikilt,we put the G in GRC.

Given that some take the dress code to mean wearing the same toy robot shirt again, or a komono, I think you've got lots of wiggle room to pull this off.

Please make sure you wear shorts or pants underneath...

There'll be kids there that would be extremely traumatised for life...

M.

Utilikilt for the GRC itself, certainly, but don't you want a formal kilt for the robot dinner? Some events just demand you go the extra mile.

Mister Terrific: It'll be a happy day in my personal hell when I stop seeing that Megatron club shirt.

Chuck: Umm... hello? The Tuxedo Utilkilt"!

Oh my gawd! I wasn't even thinking of the Megatron-club-shirt-that-geekdom-considers-dress-up, but you are right!

I mean I own one but it seems particularly geeky to wear it to a dress-up event, such that this is.

But I'm sold on the unikilt. Or rather a real one. I may just have to break down, and bring out me Nova Scotia roots - http://www.sportkilt.com/ezcart/products/K_NOVAS.jpg

Wow.

Well, in this day and age, anything's possible. And for the mental health and well-being of all those who would be involved (or nearby, for that matter), undergarments would be a abso-goddamn-lute necessity. Yikes.

N:

No Polish apparel? Don't tell me you don't have a Sto Lat shirt or something like it.

http://www.polish-heritage.com

I mean, you might as well go in a toga if you're going to go Scottish. Wolnoc tomku w swoim domku, or however that goes, but this is the Gay Robot Convention. Reprazent.

I suggest something like what this dude is wearing:

http://www.nck.krakow.pl/nowahuta/stroje/gorale_zywiec_para.jpg

Cordially yours:
Autobus Prime
w/minicon Farebox.

Holy moses! I, for one, will pay good money to see Nala in that culturally-relevant outfit. Bonus points if someone can get video of Peter Cullen hurling insults at the same time.

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