And it shall be called...

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Nala
on February 19, 2008 3:19 PM | Permalink | Comments (6)

...The Crack Vault™.

And there was rejoicing in the domicile of the Internet's Most Beloved Polish-American™.

(Still no shelves though!)

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The Crack Den didn't work for you?

Naladahc, giving new meaning to the term "Crack House".

I can just see a whole mess of cops bursting through your door, MP3s at the ready, only to find you and a whole pile of plastic toys.

Ramen Junkie: I know precisely what you mean, and yet I can't help but imagine an entire SWAT team readying themselves for the bust by listening to "Eye of the Tiger" at full tilt.

Giga: Well... I've never been a fan of the word "den".

And "crack house" isn't quite accurate.

However, if I had an extra $60,000, I'd demolish the current garage, move it back a bit, and then build a carriage house/garage that would be a perfect "Crack House".

i like the sound of that! :D

Sell all your toys to raise the money needed to house them.

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