At present I just want the sanding to start.

By
Nala
on January 22, 2008 1:37 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Then I read...

subject Enormous shlong is the fact that all girl like.

Your wife shack up with your friend that's why you're alone.

For reason of the size of his male instrument drove her mad with him.

Enlarge your instrument and you'll forget about this troubles once for all .

A lot of men all over the world have lengthen. At present it is your turn.


To which I have to say... fuck you!

I have a complete Fortress Maximus, Brave Maximus, and every woman's desire the Lucky Draw Black Fire Convoy!

My instruments can't get any larger!!!

Anyway, none of the women I know want to touch my Black Fire Convoy anyway.

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And here I thought Black Fire Convoy was a VD, not a piece of anatomy. :)

All I gotta say is once you go black, you never go back!

I custom painted me a Black Fire Convoy. There was no way I was ever going to be able to afford a REAL one ; ;

Doing the Titanium 6" version was a pain in the ass though. I've still got a lot to learn when it comes to customs. >

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