It is scary because it is true.
Posted on October 5, 2006 11:11 AM
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In response to my "what should I do with my ginormous bandwidth increase" over at one of my other sites, Ramen Junkie said "create a porn website".
destructogirl then replied "Whatdya call plastic crack?" and ya know, that's kinda true in a messed up sort of way.
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Nah, I don't buy it.
The loosest definition of pornography states:
3. Lurid or sensational material: “Recent novels about the Holocaust have kept Hitler well offstage [so as] to avoid the... pornography of the era” (Morris Dickstein).
I don't find anything lurid or sensational here except the ass eggs. Plastic Crack is an ongoing saga of one man's brave battle with his propensity to buy children's playthings, which he loses to quite often. But the struggle continues. Pornographic websites also tend to avoid the self loathing, guessing that their clientelle will provide it themselves. And there are no beaver shots here.
The only (non-)person who would find this pornographic is Mr. Nobody. (Who, it should be mentioned, technically exists again because apparently Infinite Crisis got rid of Byrne's revisions.)
Unless one of you gets a stiffy from Star Saber, in which case, keep it to yourselves. The ass-eggs were enough.