So I ripped out Cybertron Defense Red Alert out of his packaging but I've come to the conclusion that trying to touch him, let along transform him, is just way too disturbing!!!
I need to go wash my hands with bleach now.
Why didn't they just throw a vibrator in the box and call it a day?
Red Alert, now with Energon Buzzing Action!
Perhaps they learned their lesson from the Harry Potter vibrating broom.
Did you do the cyber key thing yet? Because it goes from suggestive to borderline pornographic. . .
Why didn't they just throw a vibrator in the box and call it a day?
Red Alert, now with Energon Buzzing Action!
Perhaps they learned their lesson from the Harry Potter vibrating broom.
Did you do the cyber key thing yet? Because it goes from suggestive to borderline pornographic. . .