Always something.
Posted on June 2, 2005 12:48 PM
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So strange.
Unicron vs. the Death Star: who would win?And that's the strangest random "Hitler reference of the day" that I've come across in a long time.Hitler
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ANOTHER ONE OF THESE?!??!
I hate those. They remind me of the 800,000 "Top 100" lists on VH1 hosted by Emilio Estevez. They're never definitive and usually function as little more than time wasters.
How about:
Frankenstein vs. The Titanic
Godzilla vs. Jesus
Don Rickles vs. Anton LaVey
Ian Curtis and Trent Reznor vs. The combined form of Rush Limbaugh and George Will
or
The Original Broadway cast of "Cats" vs. Ricardo Montelbaum as Kahn.
My point, if I have one, is that THERE IS NO FUCKING PLAUSIBLE WAY FOR UNICRON TO FIGHT THE DEATH STAR. LEAVE IT AT THAT.
But don't you see? If they did, Hitler would win!
Okayyyyy. . . well, would Hitler win if we changed it to Peter Cushing vs. Orson Welles?
I know they're not in the same weight class or anything, but it's a lot more likely than the Death Star vs. Unicron. Personally, I think Welles would just eat Cushing and leave it at that. And then he'd eat Hitler.