From the mailbag Katie O'Leary writes...

Sidewipe.

Should I stop loving him? People say he's not real.

I love him and think he's real.

What should I do about it?

Sincerly,

Katie O

3 Book of Primus 15-20 says "Oh lo, though you shall love your Binaltech and therefore vicariously your Alternator Sideswipe, you shall despise your Armada Sideswipe and spit on him and cast him to the ground. But preserve he who was released in 1984 for he and his brother of yellow, mint, are rare indeed."

Perhaps therein lies your answer.