No toys, but lots of Play-Doh!
Posted on October 31, 2007 10:32 PM
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I couldn't find much in the way of toys to hand out and that was fine.
The Play-Doh was quite popular and went over well.
In the end, we passed out about 10lbs of candy, there were a lot of 13 year old girls that looked like they basically dressed as slutty whores, and I ended up drinking 2-6 more beers than I should have.
Oh.
Someone from The Domicile had to dress up and it sure as hell wasn't going to be me or Giga!
He looks somewhat slightly disturbed at being forced to dress up...
That picture and the look on his face is a classic though...
Well, where's the pictures of the 12-13 year old slutty whores?
Last night, I was glad to see that we only got one slightly-trampish underage girl last night, she was a "sexy devil," complete with elbow-length gloves and a tube top. That was not cool. I looked at my 2-year-old little girl (in her zebra costume), and thought "Not in a million years."
Sadly, I only had one non-dressed up kid. She walked up and was wearing a polo shirt and jeans. "What are you supposed to be?" "I didn't dress up this year." She looked like she was maybe 14. I looked at my son and said "go get the hose." She giggled. I looked at her and deadpanned "I ain't kiddin'." She skee-daddled. It was pretty funny.
It would not have been appropriate.
I hope you know I was kidding.
I just can't believe how many parents let their daughters go out dressed like that. "Mom, can I dress like something out of Frederick's of Hollywood for Halloween?" "Sure honey."
I have already picked the costume I'm going to let my daughter wear during her adolescence, the Michelin Man.
It's a father thing. Though I would add, there's much more important matters than how your daughter dresses up - like showing would-be suitors your well-maintained shotgun collection. :)